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“John Cena is poopy”

The WWE Shop has sold out of every single CM Punk item there is. Which just proves Punk’s point that he should have more merchandise. WE WANT ICE CREAM! Punk’s appearance on Jimmy Kimmel is worth at least one new product. In addition to the “best in the world” shirt, I want a CM Punk shirt that says the following: “My vocabulary far exceeds the lexicon of my current target audience.”