Wrestling news scramble: Andre the Dreaded Rear Admiral
*This I did not need to know: Andre the Giant would check the oil while making the cover. True, this is according to the Hulkster, who I think once said his head fell off and rolled down the aisle of the Pontiac Silverdome when he slammed Andre at Wrestlemania III, but it would explain why so few people kicked out when Andre pinned them.
By the way, if you don’t know what checking the oil means, just let it go. Seriously.
*Want to call Ric Flair? That’ll be $495, please. Never thought Mean Gene’s 1-900 line would sound like a bargain!
*And if you’ve got an extra $79, Kevin Nash will send you a personalized video greeting! The write-up is great:
Personalized videos are great for the following:
- Birthday wishes
- Anniversaries
- Get well soon
- Congratulations
- Have Kevin simply answer a couple of YOUR questions!
But shouldn’t we record get well greetings for him?
*”I’m sure it would’ve gotten over if it only got more time to connect.” - he’s talking about the Beaver Cleavage angle here, folks.
*Sin Cara tells a paper in Mexico he doesn’t know why the WWE thought he was con drogas. The WWE is irritated by this and so and now they are sin article and Sin Cara may be sin job if this keeps up. Also: I am sin Spanish language skills.
*Jack Swagger: “I always have to ground and pound with [Evan Bourne]” Andre would be proud, I think.
