*CM Punk gets slimed in Australia while doing a sketch with the cast of iCarly. So we now know that slime is drug and alcohol free.

*(Part of) this headline is great: “Triple H stands alone.” Ok, it’s not really that great, but it made me think that Triple H should henceforth be dubbed “The Cheese” and that is great.

*Speaking of standing alone: all those guys who walked out on Raw last Monday will be on Raw this Monday.. Remember when Voodoo Kin Mafia would go on TNA’s show and talk about how they’d been kicked off TNA’s show, or whatever? I’m sure this angle will be just as big a success!

*Brock Lesnar will appear in the next WWE video game. In unrelated news, A-Train asked that his character be removed from the next WWE video game.

*Right on, Cena’s got a new movie coming out! Let’s take a look at the trailer:

Wait a minute - he’s NOT rescuing his girlfriend? But it’s a Cena movie, he ALWAYS rescues his girlfriend! WHAT KIND OF SICK JOKE IS THIS?!?!

I mean, it looks better than “The Chaperone,” but still.

*Ric Flair on planned shoulder surgery: “I may not even have to have it… The doctor looked at it and said the thing was healing itself.” But didn’t it say in that Grantland article that Ring of Honor took possession of Flair’s shoulder as part of a debt settlement?

*The other funny bit from that Mooneyham article: “Steiner shot on [opponent Vordell] Walker during their first contact in the ring, delivered a stiff kick to his face and busted open Walker’s lip. The match deteriorated at that point, with Walker retaliating with some shoot kicks of his own, a guillotine chokehold and an assortment of moves from which the former University of Michigan standout had trouble escaping.

“Walker later confronted Steiner and challenged him to fight ‘if that’s what he preferred,’ with Steiner reportedly cursing and walking away from any further damage.”

The article doesn’t include Scotty’s take on the Vordell Walker match, but I did manage to get his reaction. Maybe this will explain what went on between the two dudes:

Shine on, Big Bad Booty Daddy!