February 2012
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“He has always reminded me that there is no substitution for hard work and…TALENT...”
– Natalya, recalling advice from Bret Hart. It’s true, talent can’t be stopped, but clearly it can be saddled with a terrible gimmick.
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“He is the greatest in ring performer I have ever seen. The fact that his talent...”
– Steve Austin, unaware of the rumors that Shawn Michaels doesn’t actually hunt the deer, but merely badmouths them backstage to the head bookers
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“I got bumped off Mania 19 for Miller Light Girls”
– Lance Storm. This explains a lot, actually.
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The CM Punk/Chris Brown Twitter war gives me an...
How about a tag match main event at Wrestlemania: Chris Brown and Pacman Jones against CM Punk and Judy Bagwell.
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“One Man Gang [big believer in UFO’s & alien abductions]”
– Missy Hyatt, probably revealing why the Gang always yelled “MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON” before his matches
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“I’m cooking grilled Chilean sea bass, sliced mango on the side…nah, that’s B.S....”
– The Rock, finally giving specifics to the key question
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“Apparently Vachon had consumed plenty of liquor and beer, and was then given...”
– I’m making a mental note not to travel with the Vachons.
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JBL, forgetting that Ron Simmons has money, and I...
I hope it’s true and I would be honored to induct him-right now though I am scheduled to be at a rugby game that night.
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