September 2009
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The Sins of Someone and other wrestling news
*Matt Hardy is “exhausted from being punished because of someone else’s sins.” Most wrestling people assume this is a reference to his brother Jeff, of course, but actually he’s talking about the new ring announcer, who supposedly got yelled at on her first day on the job despite getting an intense eight minutes of training. Oh, one other thing here: Matt’s...
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"Add Jimmy Snuka to your network"
Hey, right on! Jimmy Snuka is on LinkedIn!
Of course, there’s one problem here: he doesn’t have any connections, which is kind of the point with these sites. And his profile is pretty limited - it’d be wise to list “can break a bone out there, and I mean any part of a bone” under “Specialties”, for example. I’ll get the ball rolling by writing a...
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Hogan Knows When To Apologize To Hell's Angels and...
*Last week’s Immortal teller of fabulous tales, Hulk Hogan, has apologized to the Hell’s Angels for allegedly beating them up and/or allegedly threatening to set them loose on some random guy. Oh, that phone call was just a hilarious prank, obv.
*Lilian Garcia got married. So who announced her as she walked down the aisle?
*Vince Russo got Ed Ferrara onto TNA’s creative...
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WatchA serious case of GIMMICK INFRINGEMENT by Grandma Clara Peller’s Clone is narrowly averted by North Carolina’s new lottery something or other.
It’s a good thing Ric is doing this - I heard the state’s second choice was a “Planet Stasiak” instant game.
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If you're gonna threaten a dude, don't use your...
The do-ragged trainwreck formerly known as Mr. Nanny carries on without abandon! Now and forever, here is your roundup of Hulk Hogan news:
*Hulk started the week by launching the Hulkamania Down Under tour, in which the Umaga/Mr. Kennedy feud will finally come to fruition… until they both get injured, or completely bombed, or whatever. The main event is Hogan vs. “Rick”...