September 2006
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What will happen when Russo takes the helm at TNA
First, the SHOCKING return of The Johnsons! On their first night back, they’ll SHOCK everyone by winning the tag titles in a bikini tables match. Then, during the victory celebration, one of them will inexplicably turn on the other and win the X-Division title after Jeff Jarrett hits the other Johnson with a guitar. Then, in a main event with special stipulations, the Johnson who’s...
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But What of Analysis!?!
Keller’s analysis!
Analysis: Is it really necessary to provide “analysis” on a former wrestler’s non-wrestling related appearance on a TV talk show? “My analysis is, um, he talked about his new movie.”
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582 Nikolai Volkoff fans can't be wrong!
Big Nikolai was running for state legislature in Maryland, but he apparently finished in last place.
Volkoff campaign manager “Classy” Freddy Blassie blamed the loss on the voters, whom he described as “pencil-necked geeks”